Monday 9 June 2008

The Post With No Title As I Cannot Think Of Any Good Ones As Nothing Exciting has happened In My Life Recently But It Will Soon As The Festie Is Near!

Hello.
Soooooooo, updates.
Well, just now Billy was having a BBQ, but guess what he did? He DROPPED one of my burgers on the dirty ground! I ate it anyway, (cross my fingers I don't get food poisoning!) But still. It had to be MY burger. It has also been Marias birthday. That was funish but not too fun, as how fun can it be when its someone esles birthday, especially if that someone else is your two year old sister?
Also, the library has SHUT for ages, which is terrible, as it is not only where I go to get books, but also where I run away too. Well. You know when you get so angry you just think "Sod this!" and walk out the door, slamming it as hard as you can? And then you think "That was all very well, but now where do I go?" Well, the place that I go is the Library.
What else? Oh, I'm trying to learn the Rose Theme from Doctor Who on the piano, nd by the way, who watched Doctor Who? It was great wasn't it?
Best one yet, I reacon. And Rose is coming back soon.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, shes just SO wonderful.
Or "woderful", eh, Bec?
Oooh, yeash, i met up with my year nine co-ordinator today. She co-ordinates the year nines. yes. well. Knowing my friends, you wouldn't be able to work that out yourself. She was very nice, and took me around the school again. She also gave me some sats papers to do and shes sending me a Twelfth Night exam paper too. Which will be EASY!!!!
And talking of Twelfth Night, I saw the most BEAUTIFUL version of it in my grandparents Library. It was... just lovely!
Talking of Libraries again, I have decided what my new room is going to be like.
A Library.
All my books set out nicely and library-like, and a Sign outside my door saying "Harriets Library"
I can see it now.
Anyway.
That is all I wanted to say.
I think.
So Farewell, fair cruelty!

Harriiet x x x
Ps, shakespeare insults:

Kiss my codpiece thou warped onion-eyed flea!

Sit thee on a spit thou tardy-gaited elf-skinned codpiece!

Eat my knickers thou unmuzzled codpiece-sniffing bum-bailey!

Grow unslightly warts thou incurable flap-mouthed hugger-mugger!

Methinks you stinks thou weedy common-kissing foot-licker!
theres an insult maker on the net!